" Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation "
- Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
(Source: vimeo.com)
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
that means we have to kill him now
