Anonymous:
Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D

" Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil "

- William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

anthongie:

matching icons for you and your friends

saddeer:

I love her so much

saddeer:

I love her so much

howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

howswally:

The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.

(Source: howswalley)

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

simsgonewrong:

I’ll do whatever the hell I please.

simsgonewrong:

I’ll do whatever the hell I please.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

razzle-the-dazzle:

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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What the fuck happened to that plane

it got tickled on the back of its neck

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying